Seasonal Events
Easter, Mothers Day, Fathers Day & Graduations
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Happy Mothers Day i love you! -
Having me as a husband is the only gift you need -
Having me as a son is the only gift you need -
Having me as a sister is the only gift you need -
Having me as a wife is the only gift you need -
I forgive you for having other children -
I hate everyone except us -
I hope this smells better than the shit I put you through -
I love you -
I'm sorry you had to raise my siblings. Love, your favorite kid -
Instead of Grandkids may I interest you in a candle? -
It takes a big heart to help grow little minds -
It takes a village and you are part of mine -
Look at you becoming a MILF and shit -
Look at you graduating and shit -
Mom is temporarily out of service when lit -
Mom life is hard but at least your children aren't ugly -
Mom off Duty smells like go ask your dad -
Mom thank you for keeping all the bad stuff I did from dad -
Mom you were right about a lot of shit sorry for not listening -
Mom you're the shit -
Moms last nerve, oh look its on fire -
Mother of the fucking year -
My daughter in law is my favorite child
