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I hope this smells better than the shit I put you through -
My favorite people call me papa -
My favorite people call me dad -
My favorite kid bought me this -
Light me when you want a blowjob -
Leave it lit if you shit -
Its not a dad bod its a father figure -
If I had feelings they would be for you -
I love you -
I love fucking you. Oops I mean I fucking love you -
I like your face better when it's in between my legs -
Hey boo -
Having me as a wife is the only gift you need -
Having me as a son is the only gift you need -
Having me as a sister is the only gift you need -
Having me as a mother is the only gift you need -
Having me as a daughter is the only gift you need -
Having me as a girlfriend is the only gift you need -
Happy Birthday This is your annual reminder that I am so glad you were born -
Dad, One day I hope to be as funny -
Dad this day would not be possible without me -
BING BONG Fuck ya life -
Ask me about my dad jokes
