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Happy Retirement
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Congrats on the new home I really can't wait to overstay my welcome
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Look at you selling homes and shit
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Best Bonus Mom Ever
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Mom thank you for keeping all the bad stuff I did from dad
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You're an awesome husband keep that shit up
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You work harder than an ugly stripper
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Instead of Grandkids may I interest you in a candle?
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Dwight Schrute - It is your birthday. False!
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Thanks for all OF the orgasms
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You're an awesome neighbor keep that shit up
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AND Off she went to change the world
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Roses are red violets are blue HOW DID I GET SO LUCKY WITH YOU
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Having me as a son is the only gift you need
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Per my last email bitch can you read
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Our friendship is like this candle forget me and i'll burn your fucking house down
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Happy Mothers Day
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Light me when you want a blowjob
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You're my favorite person to do absolutely nothing with
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