Funny Candles
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YODA only one for me -
Namaste Bitches -
Sorry I can't mercury is in retrograde -
YODA Best Dad -
Please don't do coke in the bathroom -
Congrats on your divorce he sucked anyway -
Smells like Retirement its not my problem anymore -
Here lies my last fuck may it rest in peace -
Tiny Human stole my Sanity -
You're not old you're vintage -
Upgraded to MILF -
Good luck finding better coworkers than us -
You're an awesome boss keep that shit up -
YODA Best Girlfriend -
When this candle is lit mom is temporarily out of service -
Having me as a sister is the only gift you need -
Smells like I'm the best decision you ever made -
Congrats on your new home hope your neighbors aren't serial killers -
Thanks for putting up with all my wedding bullshit -
Thanks for putting up with my kid -
What the actual fuck -
Smells like adulting fucking sucks -
You should have moved closer to me but congrats anyway I guess -
The Cool Aunt Smells like wine breathe and inappropriate conversation
