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I'm Sorry your uterus is being such a bitch -
Id rather be watching horror movies -
If I had feelings they would be for you -
Im so glad we swiped right -
In this house we listen to Taylors Version -
Instead of Grandkids may I interest you in a candle? -
It takes a big heart to help grow little minds -
It takes a village and you are part of mine -
It's Fine I'm Fine Dumpster fire -
Its me hi I'm the problem its me -
Its not a dad bod its a father figure -
ITS OK IF YOU FALL APART TACOS FALL APART AND WE STILL LOVE THEM -
IVF Got This -
IVF Got This because giving up is not an option -
Kinda rude that you're leaving -
Leave it lit if you shit -
Let that sh*t go -
Lets bone -
Life is Tough But so are You -
Life with you makes perfect sense -
Light me when you want a blowjob -
Look at you becoming a MILF and shit -
Look at you becoming a Nurse and shit -
Look at you becoming a realtor and shit
